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Saturday 4 April 2009, 01:04 GMT

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Brand and Ross, pricks the pair of ’em BBC iPayer
OfCom enforces £150k Woss after Brand’s Saching

The fiasco dubbed ‘Sachsgate’ seems to have finally ground to a halt this week much to the delight of the public, most of whom have spent the past six months wondering at what point the famous Fawlty Towers star Andrew Sachs became a famous Washington hotel.

the Holy Father Christmas No Pope for gays: Pontiff loves all men…but not like that

The Pope, desperate to assert his sexuality because he spends so much time in a dress, hit out at gays, transsexuals, bisexuals, transvestites, and people who think it's OK to be any of those things in a scathing festive address to high-ranking Catholics.

 

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