http://news.ktab.co.uk/ en bringing you the NEWS you NEED to KNOW http://news.ktab.co.uk/200905/mpsexpensive/ http://news.ktab.co.uk/200905/mpsexpensive/ Tue, 26 May 2009 22:03:54 GMT http://news.ktab.co.uk/200905/2point2megajobless/ http://news.ktab.co.uk/200905/2point2megajobless/ Thu, 21 May 2009 21:42:56 GMT http://news.ktab.co.uk/200905/swineflu/ http://news.ktab.co.uk/200905/swineflu/ In a unique foray into public health, KTAB News has created a brochure about the imminent pandemic threat of swine flu for you to download, print out and keep. Thu, 21 May 2009 21:19:13 GMT http://news.ktab.co.uk/200904/g20/ http://news.ktab.co.uk/200904/g20/ World leaders have been queuing up to slap Gordon Brown on the back and hail the conclusion of the G20 summit ‘historic’, for fear that use of any more specific adjectives might let slip the fact no-one has the faintest idea what’s going on. Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:17:21 GMT http://news.ktab.co.uk/200904/smithporn/ http://news.ktab.co.uk/200904/smithporn/ Home Secretary Jacqui Smith got tied up in a sticky situation this week as it came out that her husband had squeezed a tenner from the public purse whilst watching two pornos at their scandal-baiting ‘second home’ in Redditch. Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:15:17 GMT http://news.ktab.co.uk/200904/beebfine/ http://news.ktab.co.uk/200904/beebfine/ The fiasco dubbed ‘Sachsgate’ seems to have finally ground to a halt this week much to the delight of the public, most of whom have spent the past six months wondering at what point the famous Fawlty Towers star Andrew Sachs became a famous Washington hotel. Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:04:36 GMT http://news.ktab.co.uk/200903/monarchy/ http://news.ktab.co.uk/200903/monarchy/ Buckingham Palace and the Prime Minister have been in discussion over scrapping the 1701 Act of Settlement, a piece of outdated, discriminatory legislation whose removal would transform the monarchy into a dynamic, inclusive institution fit for the 21st century. Sun, 29 Mar 2009 13:57:06 GMT http://news.ktab.co.uk/200903/streetview/ http://news.ktab.co.uk/200903/streetview/ Google, everyone’s favourite search engine, webmail, and RSS aggregator, but no-one’s favourite calendar, this week launched its Street View service, amid claims of privacy-pocalypse due to a picture of a bloke having a piss reprinted so many times in the national press that the hysterical journalists proved themselves right. Sun, 29 Mar 2009 13:49:01 GMT http://news.ktab.co.uk/200903/terrorgrass/ http://news.ktab.co.uk/200903/terrorgrass/ The Police have launched an advertising blitz asking the public to report anyone a bit funny-looking, just in case they might be a terrorist. ‘Defending our freedoms is a tough job,’ explained Met chief Paul Stephenson, ‘so we’re adopting a two-pronged approach of defending those freedoms whilst eroding them to make defending them simpler.’ Sun, 29 Mar 2009 13:43:11 GMT http://news.ktab.co.uk/200903/fritzl/ http://news.ktab.co.uk/200903/fritzl/ Hugh Dudman is slightly confused by Josef Fritzl’s stationery antics. Sun, 29 Mar 2009 13:40:33 GMT